I'd like a child bride! Not an actual child, mind you. © 2010 Tom X. Chao
An incredible offer on Tom's 4-song EP, "The Only Record"! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
Don't do anything other than sit bolt upright at attention during my funeral! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
It would have to kill me to get me to stop drinking it. Copyright 2010 Tom X. Chao.
This is very important! William Hurt has a master plan! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
I have energy, and I do things! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
Yes, that is someone spitting on the sidewalk in the background. Copyright 2010 Tom X.Chao.
Please stop being so immature when you hear the name of the iPad! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
A tip of the hat to Jonathan Abrams for the story! Copyright 2010 Tom X. Chao
I've got a specially-contructed religious symbol! Ghost Fighter! © 2010 Tom X. Chao