Shouldn't snow stay on the ground all winter? © 2010 Tom X. Chao
You can't go wrong! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
I'd like a child bride! Not an actual child, mind you. © 2010 Tom X. Chao
An incredible offer on Tom's 4-song EP, "The Only Record"! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
Don't do anything other than sit bolt upright at attention during my funeral! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
This is very important! William Hurt has a master plan! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
I have energy, and I do things! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
Yes, that is someone spitting on the sidewalk in the background. Copyright 2010 Tom X.Chao.
Please stop being so immature when you hear the name of the iPad! © 2010 Tom X. Chao
A tip of the hat to Jonathan Abrams for the story! Copyright 2010 Tom X. Chao